Anti-Jokes

[Davy]

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust."

"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels."

Gogogogo

[Ad Bot]

[Kira100000]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Davy
Davy who?
Davy is a jew

[Lando The Climber]

http://anti-joke.com/

[Davy]

Knock knock
Who's there?
Davy
Davy who?
Davy is a jew

*applause

[Lando The Climber]

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

[DracoSoul]

whats worse than the holocaust

losing your headphones

[Skorpion]

Whats black and white and red all over?
a dead penguin

[Katamari007]

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?


My ass

[Jokey365]

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?


My ass

[Proog]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

[DracoSoul]

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

impossible

[Col. Burton]

Wasn't there a thread a while ago about this? These are way too funny.

[Davy]

"There's an Irishman, a homoloveual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."

[Katamari007]

Why did the jew rob a bank?

He was a criminal

[Pentium]

Oh wow these are hilarious.

Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.