Author Topic: Anti-Jokes  (Read 1316 times)

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust."

"Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"Whats green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels."

Gogogogo

Knock knock
Who's there?
Davy
Davy who?
Davy is a jew


Knock knock
Who's there?
Davy
Davy who?
Davy is a jew
*applause

How do you confuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I have a gun.
Get in the van.

whats worse than the holocaust

losing your headphones

Whats black and white and red all over?
a dead penguin

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?


My ass

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord?


My ass

An Irishman walks out of a bar.


Wasn't there a thread a while ago about this? These are way too funny.

"There's an Irishman, a homoloveual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community."

Why did the jew rob a bank?

He was a criminal

Oh wow these are hilarious.
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Knock, Knock.

Who's there?

Dave.

Dave who?

Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.