Anti-Jokes

[Jetlok]

oops
wrong thread
:c
how did I get here

[Ad Bot]

[Davy]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse replies "My wife is dying of terminal cancer."

[Katamari007]

Why do christians believe in God?


Because believing in God is fundemental in their belief system; if they did not believe in God they simply wouldn't be christians. Muslims are in a similar predicament.

[Kira100000]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gestapo. Time to leave for Auschwitz.

[Skorpion]

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a big rooster.
Let's have love.

[Katamari007]

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a big rooster.
Let's have love.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tulips are white,
and Pansies are pink.

[Night Fox]

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
To get to the other side!

oh god that's good

[Davy]

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.


So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

[Skorpion]

So a musli-
9/11

[Katamari007]

So a musli-
9/11

A Muslim walked into a bomb shop.

Turns out he was in the wrong store so he left and went on with his day.

[Dnitro]

A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come.

And now for sports:

[Night Fox]

oh forgetin jesus newspapers

[HelplessNobb88]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Tulips are white,
and panties are pink.

fixed

[Boston Terrier]

Hi?
This isn't a joke

[Raeyok]

y'know what's better than anti-jokes

ANTI-PICKUP LINES

"Guy: Did it hurt?
Girl: Did what hurt?
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really forgeted up."