Anti-Jokes

[Funkadelic]

What stuffs everywhere and has a piercing siren-like scream?

An infant.  

EDIT: That was a bad joke.

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[Skyfrost.]

A man walks into a bar. He is an alchoholic and is ruining his family.

Knock Knock. Whoes there?.  The police, your entire family just died in a tragic plane crash.