Scared Absolutely stuffless Right Now

[DracoSoul]

Hey, it'll be fine, just be honest and tell the truth. I know that sounds like something your mother would say but its true.

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[Harm94]

Don't worry those White Knights that Tony keeps talking about will protect here from the "cops". Also you should have left a piece of paper with your contact information under the windshield wiper.

[Bisjac]

what a coincidence. some crazy bitch hit my car today and took off crying.

[otto-san]

Calm down.


Dalm cown.


Just calm cown and wait and see if anything will happen. Don't assume the worst-case scenario, because oftentimes that's not what happens.


I'm sure it'll be fine. But be ready just in case. Work out a plan just in case.

what a coincidence. some crazy bitch hit my car today and took off crying.

are you a fat guy with a beard as stated in OP?

if so, hey, stocking hit your car

[Stocking]

are you a fat guy with a beard as stated in OP?

if so, hey, stocking hit your car

Fat guy wasn't the owner of the car, he was loading groceries into a chevy truck across from the van I hit.

[Littledude]

what a coincidence. some crazy bitch hit my car today and took off crying.

If only this was true.
The hilarity that would ensue would be amazing.

[otto-san]

Fat guy wasn't the owner of the car, he was loading groceries into a chevy truck across from the van I hit.

okay

i doubt a fat guy with a beard would wait around and give the license plate to the guy who owns the car.

[Skorpion]

Don't worry those White Knights that Tony keeps talking about will protect here from the "cops". Also you should have left a piece of paper with your contact information under the windshield wiper.

should of wrote someone elses.

[Bisjac]

if she wants to find the guy, she could ask the store manager. they are always aware of stuff that goes on in their parking lots. police always question them cuz they have insurance claims for themselves sometimes.

[mp7964]

My mom made like the tiniest dent in her rental car the other day.  Really, nobody except the kind of people that enjoy sticking a fleshlight into the tailpipe and having love with it would care.

What's a fleshlight? :o

[Bisjac]

What's a fleshlight? :o

girl replacers :D

[Sheath]

Actually, the average person has commited a misdemeanor without knowing.

Every night I cry about that fateful evening when I almost loitered. GOOD WHYYYY.

[Littledude]

Also you should have left a piece of paper with your contact information under the windshield wiper.

She doesn't have insurance though.
That's the real problem here.

[mp7964]

Every night I cry about that fateful evening when I almost loitered. GOOD WHYYYY.

Exactly.

[Skateaton]

Proof women can't drive.