How about you stop nitpicking words and get it through your thick loving head that were acting like a dumbass?
I realize I was acting like a dumbass, I realize it's my fault and I probably made the situation worse by running, and my dad is likely to take away my car and my employer is likely to fire me as a result, it sucks really bad, and it's my fault. I get that.
You were texting while backing up ffs... Not even my mom does that.
I was easing into the parking space.