Author Topic: A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin  (Read 34968 times)

11:00:04
The blockhead forgot his oxygen and so he landed in saturn and started a new life with hydrogen oxygen

11:00:05
Blockhead is sucked into the core of Saturn by hypergravity.

-1:0,2:76
Blockhead notices the lack of time as he gets sucked to the core.

1:02
Blockhead sacrifices the last two digits, causing Saturn to explode launching blockhead into space.

1:03
Blockhead is now on the surface of the sun.

1:04
Blockhead is not HOTE.

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(One millisecond later...)
Blockhead is loving ON FIRE

1:04:05

Blockhead dies is so hot, he gets launched into space by the sun.

1:04:20
Blockhead wonders how he's alive even though there's an abritary lack of oxygen

1:05
Blockhead realizes he's plastic and plastic doesn't need to breath.

1:05:01
Blockhead melts because of EXTREME OUTER SPACE TEMPERATURES.

3:42:07

Blockhead regenerates on earth, but since time speeds up in outer space a zombie apocalypse is at its peak and blockhead is doomed

3:45
Blockhead shoots the UFO with a RL and it crashes.

3:45
Blockhead shoots the UFO with a RL and it crashes.
3:46
Blockhead shoots LOL :D for uttering complete nonsense.  Then he shoots a bunch of zombies.

3:47
Blockhead nukes zombies.

3:50
Blockhead is in a nuclear winter and Holocaust