A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin

[Mold]

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[JPSC]

00:00:01
Blockhead inserts Pokémon CreepyBlack cartridge into his Gameboy.

[LawtyLawt]

00:00:01
Blockhead inserts Pokémon CreepyBlack cartridge into his Gameboy.

10:00:01
"YOU KILLED ME"

10:00:01:01
GHOST wants to BATTLE!

[JPSC]

BLOCKHEAD uses Struggle!

[LawtyLawt]

BLOCKHEAD uses Struggle!

STRUGGLE  is USELESS

GHOST use CNA I BE DOGE

BLOCKHEAD HAS DIED!

[JPSC]

03:00 AM
Blockhead turns the gameboy off and goes to the bathroom.
He realizes his gameboy is waiting there even though he didn't bring it with him.

[LawtyLawt]

03:00 AM
Blockhead turns the gameboy off and goes to the bathroom.
He realizes his gameboy is waiting there even though he didn't bring it with him.

3:01 AM
COME PLAY WITH US BLOCKHEAAAD
The gameboy is suddenly Dr. Horrible.

[JPSC]

3:01 AM
COME PLAY WITH US BLOCKHEAAAD
The gameboy is suddenly Dr. Horrible.

3:02
The lights go out. Blockhead struggles to find the light switch but nothing's there. The lights finally go back on and he's in a void of white and only his gameboy. He looks at the gameboy and he sees a version of his pixelated self.

[LawtyLawt]

3:02
The lights go out. Blockhead struggles to find the light switch but nothing's there. The lights finally go back on and he's in a void of white and only his gameboy. He looks at the gameboy and he sees a version of his pixelated self.

3:03
loveual tension

3:15
Pixelated self sings:
This appeared as a moral dilemma 'cause at first It was weird how I swore to eliminate the worst Of the plague that devoured humanity it's true I was vague

[JPSC]

3:03
loveual tension

3:15
Pixelated self sings:
This appeared as a moral dilemma 'cause at first It was weird how I swore to eliminate the worst Of the plague that devoured humanity it's true I was vague

Then, the pixelated self dissapears and Blockhead teleports back to his home with a massive boner.

[LawtyLawt]

Then, the pixelated self dissapears and Blockhead teleports back to his home with a massive boner.

3:29
He saw his Naked father

3:29:01


5:00
Lobotomies

[JPSC]

5:01
Blockhead's father rapes Blockhead.

5:30
Blockhead meets the School Girl.

[LawtyLawt]

5:01
Blockhead's father rapes Blockhead.

5:30
Blockhead meets the School Girl.

5:30:01
School girl is stacy's mom

5:31
Blockhead is actually in the year 1450

5:35
Year 1450 is the great condom war

[JPSC]

5:37
Blockhead goes to the condom store and all condoms are too big for him. He buys a pump.

[LawtyLawt]

5:37
Blockhead goes to the condom store and all condoms are too big for him. He buys a pump.

5:40
Revolutionaries burst in the door

5:41
VIVA LA STD

5:42
Wipeout

5:43
Blockhead? Blockhead? BLOCKHEAAAAAAAAD!