Author Topic: A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin  (Read 35247 times)

Please don't change the topic title, it makes you look like an ass.

Lawty don't make this into one of your RP's...

1:00
Blockhead goes on a diet.

Please don't change the topic title, it makes you look like an ass.
Except that it got attention within one minute

1:05
Blockhead says "forget it." and eats a metric stuff ton of twinkies

1:08

Blockhead goes to a metal concert

1:08:01
He is to fat for metal concert.

1:09
Emo

2:09
Cuts first wrist after listening to crawling in my skin for an hour.

2:09:01
No blood flows out, only a massive amount of oil and fat.

5:00
By infecting himself with all the diseases, his blood becomes a super cure all.

5:00:01
He is now black, and has an afro.

5:30
Legal name change to "Andre Ulmeyda"

5:31
His house gets raided by the military.

5:35
Infected wit heaven smiles.

5:36
HEAVEN SMILES ULMEYDA

5:45
He gets killed by a guy with a revolver.

9:00
Becomes the god of AIDS.

12:01 He wakes up in a dirty parlor, with a headache. he wonders how drunk he actually is.

12:30
He realizes that he just accidentally triggered the AIDS apocalypse.

12:45
He realizes AIDS can be loveually transmitted.

12:46
He embarks on a loveual rampage.

8:54
Six years later, after having infected 40,000+ people, all of whom embarked on loveual rampages, his dream of an AIDS apocalypse is realized.

9:00
Everyone has AIDS except a few people.

9:00:05
Blockhead got mad that those few people have AIDS

9:00:10
Infects everyone with AIDS

12:21:12
Destruction of the world.

12:59
New world

12:58
Blockhead is supreme AIDS entity

15:06
Blockhead haxes Badspots pc and bans LawtyLawt from the forums.

15:06
Blockhead haxes Badspots pc and bans LawtyLawt from the forums.
Non-Canon

12:59
Those immune from the virus are hunted down by "Heaven's AIDS"

15:07
Blockhead notices LawtyNoob forgeted up the time on his post causing his clock to turn backwards

^Non-Canon^

1:00
Blockhead catches one for interrogation...

1:04
The man being questioned commits Self Delete.