A day in the life of Stone Cold Steve Austin

[LawtyLawt]

9:54
He finds out that he is the attacker who ruined his own wedding.

9:55
He sobs violently in a corner.

[Ad Bot]

[Blocki]

??:??

Blockhead runs out of the church

Or
Does he?

Atleast he thinks so...

[Legodude77]

??:??:??
Blockhead wakes up in a small box.

[Alex Man!]

99:99:99

He crams himself further in the box, making him a hermit crab. He is now a hermit blockhead.

AA:BB:CC

Hermit blockhead gets some steamy love Cheerios from the store. Not knowing they are full of 'roids.

[LawtyLawt]

DD:EE
He becomes giant enemy crab.

[Devo]

9:33
Blockhead sheds his shell and becomes a wonderful hermitfly.

[Alex Man!]

9:44 Hermitfly blockhead grows as large as a loving dinosaur times twelve, and does some remodeling with the buildings in town by smashing them in half. He is best architect.

[Blocki]

10:22
Some scientists shoot a 1' thick projectile that they developed at Blockhead dinosaur. They don't know what will happen next.

[HellHound]

10:23 Blockhead is nolonger a dinosaur hermitfly.

[Blocki]

10:24
Blockhead keeps shrinking, he is now ant sized.

[Socky]

10:25
fap

[Grodus]

fourhundredthousand:dollars


Medicine wears off a bit, and he is now the size of a proper hermit.
Blockhead gets a hermit shell and becomes


HERMIT BLOCKHEAD: RELOADED

[Supersylox]

10:40

Blockhead spawns a mininuke launcher and starts shooting the scientists

[Soulpelt]

10:50

Scientists die and in pain rape the ground.
Blockhead turns into a ogmhooge blockhead and goes on a rampage.

[HellHound]

11:50
Blockhead rearranges the city blocks. He is the best city planner.