Need new headphones! Help me out bromans!

[Flamecannon]

Headphones are so <90's

stick to carrying boomboxes around ya new age hippies!

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[JD]

do you take proper care of them?

No not at all in fact I set them on fire sometimes and I also like to melt them in my oven!!!!

yes you stupid forget why else would I point out that they break easily

[Black and White]

stick to carrying boomboxes around ya new age hippies!

I wear a headband does that count?