I mean the tsunamis.
oh
no
Yeah that would be bad; ~a few miles farther from the sun and we'd freeze, ~a few miles closer and we'd melt.
WRONG
why do people tell kids this?
we're a lot closer than by a few miles during the summer than we are during the winter
a few miles would make no difference
BUT, TO THE CONTRARY
it wouldn't take much more to put the Earth off orbit
which would be horrible