Author Topic: Asteroid headed by earth. I SWEAR I JUST SAW IT!  (Read 9285 times)


...is it possible for them to be big enough to wipe out western TN? :c
if it's four football fields wide and obviously it would be going at speeds normally caused by atmosphere entry it could probably destroy Tennessee

if it's four football fields wide and obviously it would be going at speeds normally caused by atmosphere entry it could probably destroy Tennessee

I mean the tsunamis.

I mean the tsunamis.
oh
no
Yeah that would be bad; ~a few miles farther from the sun and we'd freeze, ~a few miles closer and we'd melt.
WRONG
why do people tell kids this?
we're a lot closer than by a few miles during the summer than we are during the winter
a few miles would make no difference
BUT, TO THE CONTRARY
it wouldn't take much more to put the Earth off orbit

which would be horrible


oh
noWRONG
why do people tell kids this?
we're a lot closer than by a few miles during the summer than we are during the winter
a few miles would make no difference
BUT, TO THE CONTRARY
it wouldn't take much more to put the Earth off orbit

which would be horrible
We can vary by like 60,000 miles in orbit and still have the same temperatures as it is right now.


Asteroids

Aliens sent them!

we all know the aliens built the pyramids

So If I understand the title correctly, the earth gave asteroid some head.

It doesn't work like that, you need oxygen to detonate a bomb.
That's the joke.

That's the joke.
obviously it's a really bad one, because Tony was wrong and this has already been discussed

Good thing I live in Tennessee!



...is it possible for them to be big enough to wipe out western TN? :c
I hope it wipes out eastern TN.

If it was going to impact earth, we'd have thousands of underground vaults being built.

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON THEY'RE TESTING THE EMERGENCY ALARM THINGY MA BOBER

I KNEW THERE WAS A REASON THEY'RE TESTING THE EMERGENCY ALARM THINGY MA BOBER
AWW MAN HE'S RIGHT!!!