when NPCs piss you off in games.

[Sniper-471]

Baird from gears of war. he is such a annoying forgethead, one time i shot him and downed him then killed him.

"Now we can get out of this stuffhole"

Cole Train on the other hand is awesome.

"You know it! The train is a smooth ride."

[Ad Bot]

[tikitai]

Baird from gears of war. he is such a annoying forgethead, one time i shot him and downed him then killed him.

"Now we can get out of this stuffhole"

Cole Train on the other hand is awesome.

"You know it! The train is a smooth ride."

nice lies brah

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Escort missions.

"Help, we're taking damage."
1 second later...
BOOM
MISSION FAILED

[tikitai]

Escort missions.

"Help, we're taking damage."
1 second later...
BOOM
MISSION FAILED

pokemon mystery dungeon

[Vegetarian Zombie]

pokemon mystery dungeon

Ace Combat 5: The Unsung War

[Man 2]

Herbert Moon in Red Dead Redemption.
I swear, that bastard gets robbed every damn day.
Not to mention, he's a tribal cunt.
"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it... I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homoloveuals, Asians, or British."
— Herbert Moon

"I can assure you there is nothing Jewish-made in this establishment, sir."
— Herbert Moon

"The railroad company is just a front for the Jews, to run the country, ya know?"
— Herbert Moon

"The Jews killed Lincoln. That's why there is a triangle on the money."
— Herbert Moon

"I hear that John Marston is a hired killer for the Jews."
— Herbert Moon

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Herbert Moon in Red Dead Redemption.
I swear, that bastard gets robbed every damn day.
Not to mention, he's a tribal cunt.
"I don't like Jews. Or colored folk. Or natives, now that you mention it... I bet you like Catholics. Can't stand them either. Nor women, Fabians, Socialists, homoloveuals, Asians, or British."
— Herbert Moon

"I can assure you there is nothing Jewish-made in this establishment, sir."
— Herbert Moon

"The railroad company is just a front for the Jews, to run the country, ya know?"
— Herbert Moon

"The Jews killed Lincoln. That's why there is a triangle on the money."
— Herbert Moon

"I hear that John Marston is a hired killer for the Jews."
— Herbert Moon

national socialist here, folks

[Man 2]

national socialist here, folks

But the national socialist Party wouldn't be formed for another six years... :o

[Peppy]

When I'm about to pull the trigger of a sniper and my NPC teammate walks in front of me

[Man 2]

Brb, gonna go shoot Herbert Moon

[Freeze]

The guide from Terraria!
he's such an idiot

[Primus]

Fallout: New Vegas: the Mysterious Stranger spawned behind me, aimed at someone in front of me, put a bullet through my head, and vanished.
Also, I was sneaking around in the train tunnel to the Boomer place. Malcolm Holmes walked in (I have a mod that lets you hear doors better). Freaked out and killed him, and lost a Molotov roostertail added there by a mod.

[Altered]

>go to take out enemies ahead of the convoy
>"MACE WHAT THE forget STAY HERE BLAHBLAHBLAH"

>teammates not using rocket launchers on large groups of enemies
>we all get killed


That's all I could think of so far.

[Pepsidude]

[Jetlok]

thats hote bro