when NPCs piss you off in games.

[CopBlock]

Um

What is that even from?

if i had to guess id say serious sam.

yeah google searched it, serious sam. he explodes.

[Ad Bot]

[PJ Boy]

>"Follow me!"
>Runs out of cover. Doesn't die.
>You stand up. You die before you can finish the standing animation.

Biased AI targeting.

[Dropshock]

[SKYRIM SPOILER]
Killing chickens inside towns in Skyrim makes everyone incredibly blood thirsty.
For your blood. Be careful.

yes, I am fully aware that it's not out yet, but it's been leaked, and on a video someone posted on Reddit the attacked the chicken and it made everyone hostile towards him. I didn't actually watch it though.
[/SKYRIM SPOILER]
It is nothing plot wise or major at all, but it's still a spoiler in a sense.

[plad101]

>Le Fallout 3
>Moriarty
>DED

[Rugged]

Unreal Tournament 3


GOOD loving GOD GUYS DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THE forget YOU'RE DOING HOLY stuff.

[Sonicfangirl11]

Left 4 Dead 2

Don't do stuff until you're getting raped by a smoker
Stand in spit until hurt
THEIR VERY EXISTENCE.

[Masterlegodude]

Left 4 Dead 2

Don't do stuff until you're getting raped by a smoker
Stand in spit until hurt
THEIR VERY EXISTENCE.

[Nickelob Ultra]

Fixed, ugh.

It's very hard to remember which.

I keep thinking "Nico" for some reason.

[fred da kiko]

*shoots bitch several times in the head* "YOU'RE ACTING WEIRD!"

[Nightmare-Duckie]

In the old Lego Star Wars games when your AI teammate didn't damage the enemies AT ALL.

[Skip]

In the old Lego Star Wars games when your AI teammate didn't damage the enemies AT ALL.

Oh god this.

[Raeyok]

5 words: Left 4 Dead 2 bots.

I would give a specific example of their immense loving stupidity but there are so many goddamn examples that I would exceed the character limit for this post before I listed even half of them.

[Frostbyte]

Killing Floor: Took us 5 minutes to find a Gorefast stuck in a mountain wall :/

GTA4: Bank heist mission, made it to subway, one of the NPCs is stuck back, i go to bring him back, I get killed.

[RedGajin]

Civilians in every game.
"lol u shot me on accident, lose poynts!!!"
>proceed to kill everything
>have no money

Fun to kill though.

[Skorpion]

oh yeah there is that one guy named boone. good thing i dont give THAT much of a damn about fallouts story

Best NPC ever. He may die easily, BUT IF YOU USE CONSOLE TO MAKE HIM LIVE AGAIN, YOU CAN RE-RECRUIT HIM. YAY

EDIT: DO YOU WANT ME TO CALL THE GUARD?
*kill two civilians*
GUUUAARDSS GUUAAARRDDDSSS
*wait a while*
Nothing