Author Topic: when NPCs piss you off in games.  (Read 4286 times)

what game is this? sounds like spoilers but idc because i dont know what game it is
Fallout: New Vegas.

Chernabog.
forget you and your fireball hax.

Fallout: New Vegas.
oh yeah there is that one guy named boone. good thing i dont give THAT much of a damn about fallouts story

I donned a bandanna outside the Armadillo saloon, went across the street to Herbert Moon's store, and walked in.

He greeted me with banter I couldn't quite hear. Probably some racial slur about Jews.

I took out a lasso and aimed for the bastard's feet. When he fell I hogtied him and carried him out to my horse.

I rode him east out of the town and into Tall Trees. After some riding(and treacherous traipses adjacent to running rapids and tall cliffs and, naturally, PO'd wolves) and much grouse from poor Herbert, we made it to the top of Nekoti Rock.

I took Mr. Moon off the rump of my horse and laid him in a cave. There, I shot him in the foot with a low-powered revolver until he died.

Surprised no one said this yet.


NIIIICO, MY COUSIIIIN!  LETS GO BOWLING!

Surprised no one said this yet.


NIIIICO, MY COUSIIIIN!  LETS GO BOWLING!
For the last time I don't want to go loving bowling


Surprised no one said this yet.


NIIIIKO, MY COUSIIIIN!  LETS GO BOWLING!
Fixed, ugh.

In AC when assassination targets randomly turn 180  degrees and block your hidden blade and then run like a pusillanimous individual, even though they have a blade longer than normal guards.





Star Wars Galaxies Space NPC's are rather lulzy.

I shot the stuff out of one of them, then I see his comlink after I ripped through his armor. He says, "I have you now!"

I killed him within 10 seconds.

When they do no damage what so ever.