Swallow a match.
Ive alrdy helped him out.
DOCTORI swallowed a whole feathered chicken!
You're not Kobe's asisstant.
Here take this torch and flame it now it will be like fried chicken! Guaranteed with real taste!
maybe you are a doctorbut i have an actual doctorate-holds up piece of paper with official looking text on it-
I accidentally swallowed a tank of propane.
What's the name of that meme where the guy is looking at his computer, and then his head starts flying backwards?
I made a Iron sword scalpel :D
NO WEAPONS IN THE HOSPITAL!!!!TAZE!!!