Poll

Police have broken down your door!

Respond calmly, maybe with tea or have a discussion
39 (25.2%)
Ask for a search warrant
21 (13.5%)
OH GOD HIDE THE research/DRUGS
21 (13.5%)
loveual fantasy goes here
14 (9%)
FUK U GUIS IM RAMBO BOOMBOOMBOOM PEWPEPWPEW
32 (20.6%)
weird mind bending confusing stuff
16 (10.3%)
Get the forget out.
12 (7.7%)

Total Members Voted: 155

Author Topic: ALL OF A SUDDEN, SWAT BREAK DOWN YOUR DOOR  (Read 5324 times)

Yell outside that you are 5th prestige and hope to jesus they run away in fear

Put the door back up and tell them to knock next time.

Yell outside that you are 5th prestige and hope to jesus they run away in fear
lol'd

I'd hire some hookers to distract them so I can make a clean getaway across the roofs of the city as I try to find a poster to reduce my notoriety.
Lol Assassins Creed.

I find it confusing how no one has picked the loveual fantasy choice yet.


WAAAZZUUUUUUUUPPPPPP!!!1!1!1!

Ask to see warrant.

If have warrant: Bathtub ---> Computer

If not: Bye.

INVITE THEM TO MY CAT ORGY

Ask for a warrant, and if they don't have one, I'd make them fix the loving door.


"yo dawg sup my brothers you here for some uh dis crack?"

OPEN THE DOOR
GET ON THE FLOOR
EVERYBODY WALK THE DINOSAUR
This

Slapstick gags which all involve me bashing each of the officers' heads in with their battering ram. Then I'll take their uniforms, and sneak out the back door so I can take the armored van and sell it on the black market.


What do you do?

It's a very specialized field.lol mass defect