ALL OF A SUDDEN, SWAT BREAK DOWN YOUR DOOR

[Skorpion]

your name is sniper.

A MW2 Sniper. All MW2 snipers have shotguns.

[Ad Bot]

[Name is Unavailable]

A MW2 Sniper. All MW2 snipers have shotguns.

Or G18s. 

[Black and White]

Does the "waking up to your living room full of dismembered/dissected/half consumed SWAT body's luring everywhere and blood all over your feet and elbows" fall into the "weird mind bending confusing stuff" category?




I wish I had a pizza

[Skorpion]

Camp in my room. Claymores on the door. Then proceed to quickscope, stab and G18 SWAT units when they come through the door.
Shoot at them with a nerf gun then run.

[Regulith]

Microwave hard-drive

[Serge64]

Transformers.

i thought the same lol

[IkeTheGeneric]

Tell them the meth lab is the next house over.

[hankyje]

> jump out window

[Comatose]

Invite the good gentlemen in for a few roostertails and hors de ouvers. Did I forget to mention I poisoned the roostertails?

[dorkdotdan]

Microwave hard-drive

Lol, Got something to hide br0?

[Wehrmacht]

RUN UPSTAIRS TO M SHOTGUN AND THEN FORGET THE AMMO IS DOWNSTAIRS AS A PRECAUTION THEN THEY SEE ME WITH SHOTGUN AND SHOOT ME

[fawkes..]

GRAB MY CAT GET IN A SPINNY CHAIR AND WHEN THE BURST INTO MY ROOM SPIN ROUND SLOWLY AND BE ALL
IVE BEEN EXPECTING YOU

[Sniper-471]

Pee on them.

[PowerDag]

Completely ignore them. SWAT have no business in my sanctuary >:C

[carolcat]

Offer them a drink.
Its rude to hide from guests.

Indeed!