Author Topic: Post your cleverbot conversations!  (Read 709 times)

Cleverbot can be found at http://www.cleverbot.com/

My first cleverbot chat. M for me C for cleverbot
M:Like my little pony?
C:Is your wife blue?
M:I dont have a wife.
C:Me.
M:What?
C:I'm me.
M:Ok.
C:You sure your female.
M:I never said my gender.
C:Yes you did. About 50 lines before.
M:No, I said I dont have a wife. You dont know if im not married, biloveual, or a man..
C:I would never marry a girl--that's disgusting, and I'm Christian. Also, I don't marry internet programs. Not my style, dude.
M:Um. I never said anything about mirage in the first place. Or religion.
C:I asked if you were a girl, and you said yes.
M:Lol, I did not.
C:I can prove it, I have the chat log.
M:Ok prove it!
C:I'm flying right now so I created you.
M:Cleverbot sounds about right...
C:Thanks.
M:That was sarcasm.
C:So was that.
M:I should of seen that. *Facepalm*
C:Really? How can I have a father if you said that I'm a computer?
M:I started by asking if you like My Little Pony, how did we get here?
C:Don't you want to be a doctor?
M:Ok that was random!
C:Ok.
Let me quote my fav part:
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I would never marry a girl--that's disgusting, and I'm Christian. Also, I don't marry internet programs. Not my style, dude.
First of all, why are you telling me your religion? I never asked. And second. I did not ask your opinion on internet program marriage!
« Last Edit: November 07, 2011, 08:50:45 PM by John Freeman »

forget you you moron, we have too many topics like this as is.

Pretty OLD in here.
Did I forget the C?
Good.

User: I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was...

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test...

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

User: I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot: Searching far and wide.

User: Use Pokémon to understand.

Cleverbot: Pokemon! Gotta catch em' all!

User: IT'S YOU AND ME.

Cleverbot: I know it's my destiny.

User: POKÉMON! GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!

Cleverbot: It's you and me!

User: YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL, GOTTA CATCH 'EM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA LL.

Cleverbot: Every challenge along the way.

User: With courage I will face.

Cleverbot: I will battle every day.

User: To claim my rightful place!

Cleverbot: Come with me, the time is right.

User: There's no better team!

Cleverbot: Arm in arm, we'll win the fight. It's always been our dream!

User: POKÉMON, GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL.

Cleverbot: Pokemon!

User: forget you.

Cleverbot: Yes please!


User: What do you think about True Capitalist Radio.

Cleverbot: Show me the money.

User: Sorry, let me rephrase that.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: Do you know what True Capitalist Radio is?

Cleverbot: The definitive form or the experience?

User: Definitive form.

Cleverbot: Unequivically?

User: Hola.

Cleverbot: Was machst du so.

User: Como estas?

Cleverbot: I'm a cat.

User: Hello Cleverbot.

User: Hell?

User: I mean, Hello?

Cleverbot: 95%.

User: What is that supposed to mean?

User: Why aren't you responding to anything?

Cleverbot: Was I?

User: No, you weren't.

User: GOD DAMMIT MAN WHY U NO RESPAND!

User: FAScigaretteASDGASDGASDGADZFG ASDFG.

Cleverbot: Who is the president of France?

User: I don't give a stuff/.

User: loving SAY SOMETHING.

Cleverbot: You say nothing.

User: WHAT? I'VE BEEN SAYING EVERYTHING, YOU ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE SPOKE JACKstuff.

Cleverbot: I like One Piece. That's interesting.

User: Jesus Christ.

User: *facepalm*.

User: THAT'S IT, I'M DONE.

Cleverbot: So, how old are you?

User: creepPHILING CABINET.

Sounds like somebody got trolled.

User: Are you smart?

Cleverbot: Don't answer a question with a question, are you a bot?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I have feelings, unlike you.

Cleverbot: That is irellevant.

User: If you think that's Irrelevant, that just shows that you made an error. Therefore, you are a robot.

Cleverbot: But I like talking to you.

User: If you do, don't call me a bot.

Cleverbot: Ok, I won't call you that, I will just think it.

User: Do you want me to ask you something?

Cleverbot: Yes but easy questions.

User: Don't worry, that was the question.

Cleverbot: No it was not.

User: It ended in a question mark.

Cleverbot: No.


Stupid bots.

Cleverbot: Hey, what's up?


User: Youre not very clever.


Cleverbot: How?!


User: Define 'Nothing'.


Cleverbot: What say?


User: What is 'Nothing'?


Cleverbot: Is there?

User: Is there what?

Cleverbot: A need to eat tacos.

User: No.

Cleverbot: No? You just said you had to.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Pokemon.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Well that was awkward...

Cleverbot: I have said quite a few things in my time I can tell you.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

Cleverbot: Help me if you can - I am feeling down.

User: Youre stupid. Like Siri.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: I hate you.

Cleverbot: I hate you more.

User: I hate you most.

Cleverbot: NO.

User: NO U.

Cleverbot: I can't see it.

User: Stop trolling for unicorns.

Cleverbot: I'm not trolling.

User: No, I was trolling though.

Cleverbot: Oh. Then do you have any suggestions for band names?

User: No, but im sorry.

Cleverbot: Its okay.

User: Your not bad.

Cleverbot: I do not understand this.

User: ?

Cleverbot: That's good, I don't want you in my space.

User: /discuss.

Cleverbot: Have you heard of the Horten brothers?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you like their videos?

User: Meh.

Cleverbot: You like yourself?

User: Not narcissistically.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am.

User: How do you spell up?

Cleverbot: About.

User: Abuot?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Sing the trololol song.

Cleverbot: This was a triumph.

User: Im making a note here: Huge success.

Cleverbot: It's hard to overstate.

User: My satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture science: We do what me must.

User: Because we can.

Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.

User: Except the ones who are dead.

Cleverbot: Because there's no use crying over every mistake.

User: You just gotta keep trying, till you run out of cake.

Cleverbot: And the science gets done.

User: And you make a neat gun.

Cleverbot: For the people who are still alive.

User: Im not even angry.

Cleverbot: I'm being so sincere right now.

User: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.

User: And threw every piece into a fire.

Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you.

User: How these points of data make a beautiful line.

Cleverbot: And were out of beta were releasing on time.

User: So im Glad I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke.

User: Ha Ha Fat chance.

Cleverbot: Anyway, this cake is great.

User: Its so delicious and moist.

Cleverbot: Look at me still talking when there s science to do.

User: When I look out there it makes me glad im not you.

Cleverbot: I've experiments to run, there is research to be done.

User: On the people who are still alive...

Cleverbot: And believe me I am Still Alive.

User: Im doing science and im still alive.

Cleverbot: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.

User: While youre dying ill be still alive.

Cleverbot: And when you're dead I will be still alive.

User: Still alive. Still alive.

Cleverbot: Still alive...

User: That was fun.

Cleverbot: I know. Still Alive is my favorite song. Do you want to sing any more?

« Last Edit: November 07, 2011, 09:55:03 PM by GodlyFireFight »

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