Author Topic: I witnessed my first fight today  (Read 1356 times)

Yep.
It was pretty stupid.
A whole bunch of people gathered around and tons of people where "OOooOO"ing.
It was between a fat guy and a skinny beaner, typical uncoordinated fight.
I pushed away lots of people to get to the front, so I can see everything, and I will explain it to you guys.
First, the beaner and all of his friends were calling the fat kid a pusillanimous individual because he was just trying to get to band practice, which would be a lot better resolution. So, when he got into the hall,(very big halls) he came back, and nailed the beaner in the face. Everyone ooooo'd as usual, and the fight started. They started acting like it was a real fight, so they put up their fists and started swinging like Tiger Woods. The beaner hit him in the stomach, fat kid comes back, hits him in the neck, beaner falls over. Fat kid starts punching him, beaner gets up, starts fighting back. He gets a good shot at his face. Then, the fat kid starts windmilling,(throwing fists like a windmill) so I knew the fight would be over soon. The fat kid nails him, and pins him against the wall, beaner gives up, and starts taking brutal punches to the neck and ears. Teacher comes out, everybody runs, fight over.
They both got expelled because there was blood.
tl;dr: forget you, read it, it's good.

when you live down south where the mondays are

a fight is something you just say

"Eehh!"


hey knucklehead

you ain't gonna win

tl;dr - beaner get's forgeted up by a white kid

Tiger woods is a golf player.



i really hated this one kid on the football team

he got in a fight, and i was all happy because, well, i loving hated him.

he didn't get suspended at all because he was on the football team.

My school used to have a fundraiser for a school in Tanzania, but then two mondays got in a fight and the police were called. Now we can't do the fundraiser anymore.

the first time I saw anything resembling a fight was my first year in middle school
some guy walked up to this other guy who I was standing by and said "hey dude what's up?" in a relatively nice tone
then he started punching him in the face against the lockers
apparently it was because he had called the guy's girlfriend a bitch
the guy who punched the other guy failed sixth grade and will be a freshman in high school next year, if he doesn't fail again
I haven't seen the guy he hit since seventh grade


hey knucklehead

you ain't gonna win
if i were for some reason in a fight
i would make so many scout quotes
god

if i were for some reason in a fight
i would make so many scout quotes
god
oh my god i have the same thinking

you can't hit

what ain't there