I witnessed my first fight today

[DracoSoul]

say goodbye to your kneecaps chuckle head

[Ad Bot]

[Trogtor]

today ain't ya day

pancakes

[.::Taboo::.]

i am going to go to the nearest bar and start a fight pureply for the purpose of quoting the scout

[DracoSoul]

oh man, you got OWNED

[Sami2ss]

I have never gotten into a fight because of my height, and my friends see my muscles when I arm wrestle 

[Trogtor]

Oh what, you gonna cry? You gonna cry now?

[Aces]

I have never gotten into a fight because of my height, and my friends see my muscles when I arm wrestle  

People call me strong but really they're just weak.

I'm in the middle, really. I never found the time to work out.

[tikitai]

but strenght determines a half of the battle

[Frontrox]

People call me strong but really they're just weak.

I'm in the middle, really. I never found the time to work out.

No, its because you're black.

[.::Taboo::.]

but strenght determines a half of the battle

and knowing is (the other) half the battle

[ultimamax]

There once was a fight.
Fat kid vs. black orphan doucheface. not even joking.
basically the fat kid is also really strong and fast
he grabbed the orphan, held him up in the air, then threw him on the ground, where he landed on his neck or something. It was after school. No injuries.
the kid just got up and said "yo i finish u later PUNK" and walked away, defeated.

[Trogtor]

and knowing is (the other) half the battle

G.I. JOE!

[Supersylox]

The only thing close to a fight Ive ever been in is

In 2nd grade, this black kid was attacking me daily at Recess.

After a while of the school doing literally nothing about it, my father told me how to fight.

I went to school the following day and knocked his lights out before he even saw it coming.

[Squideey]

Back in the day all I would witness were awkward floppy punch-sessions between two ugly people.

[Skele]

You say you've witnessed your first fight today, but then say it was a typical uncoordinated fight as though you've seen many fights before (and that fat guys and skinny beaners automatically equal uncoordinated).