Nature has selected you, a human being, to no longer be an omnivore

[TeslaCoil]

Poll has been updated. Changing votes is also available (or at least I think it is)

[Ad Bot]

[Altered]

Meat.
All the way.

[Kira100000]

beef beef the more you eat the more you queef

[Doomonkey]

Taste and chew all foods, but only consume meats and pills.

[mp7964]

Photosynthizer >::::o]

NO MORE GETTING UP FOR SNACKS

I discussed this with a few (nerdy) friends in science class. They said if humans could photosynthesize, we wouldn't be able to turn it off, and since photosynthesizing gives plants necessary energy to create glucose, a type of sugar, we would all get diabetes.

[Doomonkey]

I discussed this with a few (nerdy) friends in science class. They said if humans could photosynthesize, we wouldn't be able to turn it off, and since photosynthesizing gives plants necessary energy to create glucose, a type of sugar, we would all get diabetes.

Or just develop better pancreases.

[TeslaCoil]

4 people are prey

[Altered]

I discussed this with a few (nerdy) friends in science class. They said if humans could photosynthesize, we wouldn't be able to turn it off, and since photosynthesizing gives plants necessary energy to create glucose, a type of sugar, we would all get diabetes.

Yes but if we could photosynthesize, wouldn't we have been made/evolved to be able to do it without getting diabetuus/there would be a way to turn it off?

[Supersylox]

Yell forget YOU at nature and go eat a meat salad

[Altered]

meat salad

oh stuff paradox!

[Supersylox]

oh stuff paradox!

[Stick Man]

I'll drink some Powerthirst and be so fast that mother nature will be like "slow down" and I'll be like "forget you" and then kick her in the face with my ENERGY LEGS and she'll never be able to take her plan into action.  

[TeslaCoil]

Foo, you get the stuff of your energy drink FROM NATURE.

[Tingalz]

i want food, not the stuff food eats

[LordCutlerBeckett]

Herbivore.