The London today

[battlebrain]

I don't like you.

We do not share the same opinions.

Sir, you're 10 years old. You aren't capable enough of having political opinions.

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[Tokthree]

The French are England's greatest ally.

The French helped America during their revolution, how could you make such a statement after claiming to be such a dedicated Englishman?
You have brought shame to the crown and therefore must be executed publicly!

Oh it'll be such a wonderful spectacle, fun for all the family really

[Jorici]

Sir, you're 10 years old. You aren't capable enough of having political opinions.

I am 17 years old on the border of 18, and I work for a prestigious newspaper where I write columns for all of the readers of London to enjoy.

How could I possibly be 10? Your American foolishness is quite riveting.

The French helped America during their revolution, how could you make such a statement after claiming to be such a dedicated Englishman?
You have brought shame to the crown and therefore must be executed publicly!

Oh it'll be such a wonderful spectacle, fun for all the family really

That was a miscommunication on my part old bean.

What I had actually meant to say was,

forget da French

[ATKitton.]

political opinions.

I dont have any.
Only because i hate all and everything politics xD

[Jorici]

I dont have any.
Only because i hate all and everything politics xD

I was going to say something witty.

Nothing came to mind.

[battlebrain]

Hey Jorici, you suck at being a troll.

Just sayin'

[FFSO]

Two gang members, one a boy aged 17, were jailed today for possessing a sub-machinegun found near a children's playground on a London estate...

I think that would be the OP


EDIT:

So this week I'm going to get my learner's permit.

I can drive :D

with a parent or guardian 18 years of age or older

Explains exactly that your trolling.

[Jorici]

Hey Jorici, you suck at being a troll.

Just sayin'

There is a difference between trolling and making a joke thread, I do these all the time. Just enjoy it, it's supposed to be funny. holy crap. Lighten up you guys.

I think that would be the OP

stuff! You got me.

[ATKitton.]

I was going to say something witty.

Nothing came to mind.

How about something such as..
"I can understand why. Your president George W. Bush, the president before Obama.. did once say on national television "I am the master debater" that could drive anyone in America to be ashamed of liking politicians or politics in general. Disgraceful!"

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World War 2.
You Brits loving owe us, big time.
;)

[Menen]

World War 2.
You Brits loving owe us, big time.
;)

We saved their asses.

[battlebrain]

The Soviets saved everyones asses.

[Qwepir]

Tell that to our nukes ;p

Whatever credibility you had just flew out the window like waste out an airlock. Nuclear weapons are more of a bargaining chip than an actual weapon,

The Soviets saved everyones asses.

They didn't save anyone's ass. They spared them.

World War 2.
You Brits loving owe us, big time.
;)

Not really. The Allies would have won the war regardless of our intervention. WWI on the other hand...

[xxjpxx]

like waste out an airlock.

Since when does NASA put poop in airlocks and dump it...

[masterockets]

Since when does NASA put poop in airlocks and dump it...

Since the space toilet was invented