So you post apicture of me from 4 years ago? Sure i had those stretchmarks. Didnt stop you from white knighting the hell out of me few months ago. Telling me that if you were dating me you woul dbe buying me everything in the world and treating me like a queen. Oh yes. You dont want to forget me do you? You just said all of that for no reason? "Bisjac is an starfish if he doesnt buy you a brand new car. I would buy you everything you need." How many times did i hear that from you? derp.
Dude, holy stuff. I've never wanted to forget you. You're 24! That's 150% of my age. That's grotesque.
You were like my e-mom, I really had a lot of faith in you as a friend, but that's it.
And I never said anything like that, stop making stuff up.