LIFE: THE GAME
7:19 PM - Starch: i gave a very graphic description of me having love with him
7:19 PM - hankyje: Oh dear god don't
7:20 PM - Starch: i got a boner writing it
7:20 PM - Starch: am i gay
7:20 PM - hankyje: um
7:20 PM - hankyje: depends
7:20 PM - hankyje: how old are you
7:20 PM - Starch: 16
7:20 PM - hankyje: ur gay
7:20 PM - Starch: fuq
7:21 PM - hankyje: are you finished with the puberty level yet
7:21 PM - hankyje: that one's like impossible
7:21 PM - hankyje: I keep dieing
7:21 PM - Starch: ya
7:21 PM - Starch: i had to level up a bit to get my weapon to fight acne
7:21 PM - hankyje: what level are you on?
7:21 PM - Starch: but it worked
7:21 PM - Starch: right now im on the richard growth stage
7:21 PM - hankyje: Acne is the hardest boss ever
7:21 PM - hankyje: That one must be hard
7:22 PM - Starch: ya
7:22 PM - hankyje: If you forget up you get a small richard
7:22 PM - Starch: exactly
7:22 PM - Starch: thats why im taking my time
7:22 PM - Starch: and trying to find the extra life easter eggs
7:22 PM - hankyje: How many health potions do you have?
7:22 PM - Starch: i have around 12
7:22 PM - hankyje: how
7:22 PM - hankyje: did you cheat
7:22 PM - hankyje: noob
7:22 PM - Starch: no
7:23 PM - Starch: i never used any won the other levels
7:23 PM - hankyje: I like how the developers
7:23 PM - hankyje: Made maturety your enemy in the early levels
7:23 PM - hankyje: But then your friend
7:24 PM - Starch: man maturity was hard
7:24 PM - Starch: to this day i never beat it
7:24 PM - hankyje: yeah
7:24 PM - Starch: i used a level skip
7:24 PM - hankyje: The final time you fight him he has like lava he shoots from his snake at you
7:24 PM - Starch: holy forget
7:24 PM - hankyje: yeah
7:24 PM - Starch: i need to upgrade my shield
7:24 PM - hankyje: I had a wood shield
7:25 PM - hankyje: He kept burning it
7:25 PM - Starch: i need to get a halacite one
7:25 PM - Starch: im on iron
7:25 PM - hankyje: Yeah
7:25 PM - hankyje: I'm on gold
7:25 PM - Starch: nice
7:25 PM - hankyje: yea
7:25 PM - Starch: ive been upgrading my weapons more
7:25 PM - Starch: not really a defence person
7:25 PM - Starch: i have a halacite battleaxe
7:25 PM - hankyje: I've been saving XP points for my richard stat
7:26 PM - Starch: good idea
7:26 PM - hankyje: Since you're in the richard level, what is your richard level?
7:26 PM - Starch: around 69
7:26 PM - hankyje: damn
7:26 PM - hankyje: I'm going to get 100
7:26 PM - hankyje: I have like
7:26 PM - hankyje: 80 xp
7:26 PM - Starch: im aiming for around 90
7:26 PM - Starch: if i get 100 i wont be able to fit it in my pants
7:27 PM - hankyje: A larger richard level will allow you to beat the loose your virginity stage, appearantly
7:27 PM - Starch: i've already beaten that one
7:27 PM - hankyje: Appearently the final boss is canser
7:27 PM - Starch: oh stuff cancer
7:27 PM - Starch: i hope by then i have a diamond everything
7:28 PM - hankyje: yeah
7:28 PM - hankyje: me too
7:28 PM - hankyje: Trogtor is stuck on level one
7:28 PM - hankyje: (Trolololol)
7:28 PM - Starch: Lol.
7:28 PM - Starch: i think i should trade one of my items to him
7:29 PM - Starch: i feel bad for him almost
7:29 PM - hankyje: I'm stuck on the video game addiction boss
7:29 PM - Starch: man i hate him
7:29 PM - hankyje: How do you defeat him?
7:29 PM - Starch: i dont know
7:29 PM - Starch: i havent beaten him yet
7:29 PM - hankyje: I'm about to beat the killing floor loading time boss!
7:30 PM - hankyje: Holy stuff I just ripped his eye out
7:30 PM - Starch: same for me, but for dod:s
7:30 PM - hankyje: Lol
7:30 PM - Starch: POW right in the kisser
7:30 PM - hankyje: Now he's shooting at my with light blue bars
7:30 PM - hankyje: me*
7:30 PM - Starch: OH stuff
7:30 PM - Starch: he's using kar98k what do i do
7:30 PM - hankyje: Use
7:30 PM - hankyje: The
7:30 PM - Starch: it's 1 hit kill no matter what
7:30 PM - hankyje: Alien Blaster
7:30 PM - Starch: im gonna have to blind fire
7:31 PM - hankyje: Appearently
7:31 PM - hankyje: There's an easter egg
7:31 PM - hankyje: Were you ask badspot for male models
7:31 PM - hankyje: And he gets a banhammer that kills you in one hit
7:31 PM - Starch: uh oh
7:31 PM - hankyje: He has 99999 health
7:31 PM - hankyje: LOl
7:31 PM - Starch: im not trying that
7:31 PM - hankyje: Yeah
7:31 PM - Starch: until i get a diamond sword
7:31 PM - hankyje: Beat the killing floor intallation boss
7:32 PM - Starch: and enchant it to do 10000000 damage
7:32 PM - Starch: nice
7:32 PM - Starch: what did it drop for loot?
7:32 PM - hankyje: Portal two add
7:32 PM - Starch: interesting
7:32 PM - hankyje: Yeah
7:32 PM - Starch: i just got a national socialist eye item from one of the dod:s boss's minions
7:32 PM - hankyje: But I've gotten a lot of those
7:33 PM - Starch: what can you do with national socialist eye?
7:33 PM - hankyje: Hmm
7:33 PM - hankyje: Dunno
