Author Topic: Things people ask me to buy them.  (Read 899 times)





that is what you get if you go to a mexican restaurant and ask for mexican ranch

semen

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By John Camara
First of all your site doesn't support a rating higher than 5 stars? Shame on you. If anything warrants it it's this book. It used to be that I was called odd for eating my own Semen, thanks to this book EVERYONE is eating it. My wife, my friends, my brother, hell even my mom is eating my semen. Want to kick off an amazing dinner party in style? The Semen Mise En Place recipes are the ONLY way to go. The wide range of recipes available ensures there is no shortage of ways for those closest to me to enjoy my semen. The satisfaction I get out of seeing my Sweet Semen Relish dribble down my mother's chin at a backyard BBQ after shes munched a hot foot long is itself worth the price. Just ask...

I can't tell if those reviews are serious e_e

lets hope there isn't a woman who eats with her vag

[9:22:34 PM] Matt Houser: also
[9:22:35 PM] Matt Houser: http://forum.blockland.us/index.php?topic=176354.msg4557274
[9:22:40 PM] Matt Houser: thank you so much
[9:22:58 PM] i wanna get in the fridge too: natural harvest
[9:23:03 PM] i wanna get in the fridge too: christmas is cumming omfg
[9:23:07 PM] Matt Houser:  i am a pun
[9:23:08 PM] i wanna get in the fridge too: omFG
[9:23:12 PM] Matt Houser: i gud


i won.


...What?


I dont want to read any farther than that review

oh an innocent book for cooki-


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* Nickelob Ultra leaves.

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Apr. 22, 2011 By Ken Kaniff
I just started cooking with this book, And I think it is the most unique book in my large erection. I soon mentioned it to a few close friends and got them quite "involved" (if you will). I found it rather hard..... to keep up with tugging one out every time I want a pan cake. So my friends and I decided to add a new spice to the spice rack. Now i can cook with seaman all the time. I wonder if other seaman has different flavors. Elephant, Crocodile, Dogs, hrmm... What about races? ooohhh.... Indian curry jizz chicken sounds decadent or Asian rooster Suey mmmm... delectable.
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