Corny Joke Thread!

[-Pablo-]

Where can you buy a garage?


At a GARAGE SALE!!!!!!111!

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[Count]

how do you make a lemon roll?

Put it on top of a hill and give it a push!

[sorrel]

What do you call the father of all corny jokes?

Popcorn

[Rugged]

What do you call the father of all corny jokes?

Popcorn

Oh my god I'm using this one lol

[-Pablo-]

What's the best day to buy a cat?

Caturday!

[Stick Man]

Who's got a big richard?

George W. Bush, because he's friends with richard Cheynee

[Rugged]

Why did the seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be called a bagel!

[PurpleMetro]

Why did rugged's name, rugged?
Because he kissed his mom.

[Rugged]

Why did rugged's name, rugged?
Because he kissed his mom.

excuse me what

[PurpleMetro]

excuse me what

thats the point :)

[Blockoman]

So my friend decided to take German lessons in school, and the other day some people harassed him and called him a "Riddler worshipper."

I'm honestly surprised at their ignorance and racism: I did national socialist that coming.

[Flamecannon]

a corn and 5 babies walk into a bar
the apple, as a bartender, walks up to the corn and says
"sorry corn, no babies allowed"
the corn turns to the apple and says
"these are my little niblets, they deserve some kind of respect coming from me!"
the apple then turns on the fryer and proceeds to burn all 5 niblets.

[dkamm65]

A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says 'Make me one with everything".

[Davy]

Women's Rights.

[blocknight]

Women's Rights.