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What has a million legs and can't walk?

Jerry's kids
9 (25%)
Pablo's  mom!!
16 (44.4%)
I ain't even mad
11 (30.6%)

Total Members Voted: 36

Author Topic: Corny Joke Thread!  (Read 1940 times)



A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand and says 'Make me one with everything".
this was wonderfull

Warning, corny joke ahead.

Warning, horny joke behind.

   Three boys walk in a candy shop. The boy walks up to the elderly man who works there.
the boy says "May I have 25 cents worth of jellybeans." Because the jelly beans are on a
high shelf the man has to get a ladder climb up, then bring it back up. It puts some work on
him that he'd rather not do. The man gets the jelly beans and gives it to the kid who pays him
25 cents. The man puts the ladder away. The next kid asks for 25 cents worth of jellybeans so
again he has to take the ladder out again and get the jelly beans. He gives the boy the jelly
beans and before putting it away asks the third boy. He asks if he wants 25 cents worth of
jellybeans. He replies no so he puts the ladder away. Then the man asks "What do you want?"
The  boy says "I want ten cents worth of jellybeans."

   Three boys walk in a candy shop. The boy walks up to the elderly man who works there.
the boy says "May I have 25 cents worth of jellybeans." Because the jelly beans are on a
high shelf the man has to get a ladder climb up, then bring it back up. It puts some work on
him that he'd rather not do. The man gets the jelly beans and gives it to the kid who pays him
25 cents. The man puts the ladder away. The next kid asks for 25 cents worth of jellybeans so
again he has to take the ladder out again and get the jelly beans. He gives the boy the jelly
beans and before putting it away asks the third boy. He asks if he wants 25 cents worth of
jellybeans. He replies no so he puts the ladder away. Then the man asks "What do you want?"
The  boy says "I want ten cents worth of jellybeans."
Looool



Why was the Pail pale?
It wasnt a well bucket.

Why did the man spit out the cigarette?

Because he had his mouth on it's butt!

why did sally drop her ice cream



she was hit by a truck :C

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas













cancer.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas
cancer.
lol xD i did national socialist that coming!!

edit: ah stuff someone already said national socialist lol
« Last Edit: November 16, 2011, 09:11:20 PM by Fredulus »

maze and bubba posted anti jokes.

as much as i love them, wrong thread lol

a neutron walks into a bar
the bartender says "for you, no charge"