Corny Joke Thread!

[Funkadelic]

Why did Mozart kill his chicken?

Because it kept going "Bach bach bach bach..."

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[-Pablo-]

a neutron walks into a bar
the bartender says "for you, no charge"

Braaaiiin blllaaaasssttt

[Maze24]

what kind of joke did the corn say to the apple

a corny joke

                       

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Sue

[Trogtor]

What do you say when you see a Choir of little kids sing horrible

Aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwful....

[Mushroom man]

Diner: I'm so hungry I could eat a horse.

Waitress: Than you certainly came to the right place!

Or the always famous

Diner: What's this fly doing in my soup?

Waiter: It would appear to be the backstroke.

[Supersylox]

Why did the chicken cross the road

Because I told it to

[rockslide26]

Did you hear about the corduroy pillow?

It was making headlines!



Why are my jokes so corny?

My father was a colenel!

[Mushroom man]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he had no guts!

[Decepticon]

Okay, so these 2 black men walk into bar, and soon priests walked in.

[*Magick* Mage]

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

And one of my favorites from Whose Line: "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer: Dead at 53. The reindeer was seen today flying over Barcelona when it was hit by a flock of seagulls and a 747. Eye witnesses report: The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane."

Just about everything he says, though, is hilarious and corny. :3

[Isjix]

why did the monday cross the road

to get to the chicken :D

[Dillpickle]

Two men walked into a bar



One ducked.

[Isjix]

Two men walked into a bar



One ducked.

[Raeyok]