What is the worst thing that happened to you?

[CJwarrior]

Hmm..let me see...
1: broke left arm (Normal.)
2: broke right arm (Never had it.)
3: smashed the back of my head on the street (Pretty recent. Still have bump on the back of my head) (Ouch.)
4: Surgery in a place nobody wants to know about ._. (snake)
5: got a stick jabbed into my hip (No Comment)
6: when my bird and dog died (Sucks when having over 10 cats dying 2 parrots and 3 hamsters and 5 bunnies.)
7: when my PE teacher died (No comment)
8: when my brother had a fork thrown into his knee by my dad (What does this have to do with you.)
etc...
:P

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[lilpappaknox]

when my brother had a fork thrown into his knee by my dad

wow holy crap his dad has to be handicapped to do that (not that i'm saying he is)

[Stocking]

Pretty much every time I get drunk I forget something up.

[otto-san]

Pretty much every time I get drunk I forget something up.

Age:   16

[Stocking]

Age: N/A

[Thompson]

When I was five I took a shot of vodka because I thought it was water, I barfed up things I ate when I was a baby.

[otto-san]

When I was five I took a shot of vodka because I thought it was water, I barfed up things I ate when I was a baby.

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Location:   Tombworld Kaurav III

[Clone v.117]

I also green-sticked my leg in a..... Clothes line....

But yeah things happening to your computer aren't exactly super serious.

[Midway Sentinel]

When I was a lot younger (I can hardly remember), I was running down the side of a school, and there were a number of air conditioners lining the wall of which I ran parallel. Well, I looked back for a split second, and when I looked forewords again, I ran face-first into the corner of the next AC. Went to the emergency room and had to get stitched up twice, cause that night the first set came out :\

(and I wonder why I sometimes act like an idiot lol)

[Eussorus]

I died, 8 more lives left.

[Hazmat]

Mine was either in first grade when my art teacher shot himself or when i was driving a golf cart i looked away for a second and then hit a telephone pole, had to walk all the way back home after being punched in the stomach by the wheel, but it could have been a lot worse. Is that a run-on sentence? I think it is...

[indyjones]

I've been stabbed.

[Jacky]

I was about 8, I was tripped by my brother on accident at the top of the stairs. Fell all the way down a good 6 steps.
Hurt like a bitch. Anyways I had to lay down for a couple of hours. AND IT STILL loving HURT LIKE HELL!
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[Fireboy]

only got 3 oreos for dessert

[Clone v.117]

only got 3 oreos for dessert

i cried