Back when people used MSN, there was a huge array of emotions to send to a friend, but many of you might know the abomination that is unleashed by sending ":D"

That face has stuck in my childhood memories ever since I first saw it.
There's no word to describe how horrifying it is, it might be a grin, but it's not a smile, the dead fish stare, the forced smile, it's unnatural, it's like the expression of a serial killer once he's successfully dumped a body into a river, or a child enthusiast finally making contact with his victim.
MSN has long been abandoned, it's coming for us.
Soon.