My super extra limited edition Skyrim box came in today!

[Captain Crazy]

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BRUISER THE FUSION, FOLKS. forgeter's like the size of my forearm

[Ad Bot]

[Neon]

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BRUISER THE FUSION, FOLKS. forgeter's like the size of my forearm

Who can...

But, it wouldn't fi...

F...



I loving GIVE UP.

[Lørd Tøny]

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BRUISER THE FUSION, FOLKS. forgeter's like the size of my forearm

You don't need to censor a carrot.

[Menen]

This made my night.

[TheScout]

night fox is a furry

/backflips out of thread

I just imagined a stick figure with the I LIED face on backflipping
jesus richard my laugh box

[Captain Crazy]

You don't need to censor a carrot.

Just in case, mate. No one needs to see that thing's dimples and veins and ridges and eeeugh I need to take a walk

[Lørd Tøny]

Just in case, mate. No one needs to see that thing's dimples and veins and ridges and eeeugh I need to take a walk

Bones4 did not censor the carrot or fleshlight.

[Neon]

Just in case, mate. No one needs to see that thing's dimples and veins and ridges and eeeugh I need to take a walk

No amount of walking will cleanse what you have seen, brother. We all need to take a long walk on a short pier with weight on our ankles.

[Lørd Tøny]

Fun-fact.

Majority of users buying these dragon carrots are males.

[Neon]

Fun-fact.

Majority of users buying these dragon carrots are males.

Fun-fact

These things are mind-destroyingly painful to see. Post more.

[Captain Crazy]

Fun-fact.

Majority of users buying these dragon carrots are males.

We need to have a contest. Gotta find the worst stories that the Bad Dragon forums have to offer and see who can top eachother.

Although I think it's gonna be tough to beat the Pogs story that the F Plus featured. *sound of Hank Hill buauaAhaahing*

[Thompson]

I found this entire topic to arouse me beyond the beast that lurks within and I bought all of these things, I am now sitting atop my dragon carrot using my lubed up fleshlight playing skyrim while drinking coka cola out of a goblet while posting this. <Que slow fly out in black and white with skyrim theme in the background.>

[SpreadsPlague]

Brings a whole new meaning to "I lost my boyfriend to Skyrim" ..

[Captain Crazy]

I have about 400GB of research

- some grody forget on the bd forums

[Thompson]

- some grody forget on the bd forums

I have much more research than that, I call it "Hentai Gold Collection" I'll be selling it on the android market soon.