You idiots are starting this mess again?
Didn't pay enough attention way back when?
Guess it's time for another demonstration, then;
I'll cut each of you down with the awesome might of the pen.
First you, since your couplets are the low hanging fruit,
Just like "rhyme" with "time," it's the easiest route.
But that's what makes them all so easy to refute,
If you aren't gonna try, then you'd be better off mute.
Next you, rhyming just for the sake of rhyming, for shame.
Just a load of rhythmic rambling, it all reads so lame.
Another weak attempt to try and impose on my game,
You're all standing too close to the open flame.
And now you, looks like you got rhymes alright,
A repetitive message still beats none at all in a fight.
Four-A rhyme scheme, and yet a decent length, despite?
Do we really have a passable rapper here? Not quite.
You forgeted up the rhythm and meter of your song.
Some lines are way too short, and others are way too long.
Play it out in your head, be sure it doesn't sound wrong,
Or don't, leave me be with my crown, run along.
Last and least, you, don't even bother showing your face,
You'll never even hold a candle to my lyrical grace.
Sit your ass back down and learn your loving place.
Behold the glory of the styles of a rapping ace.
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