I hate Black and White for legit reasons, not just Nostalgia.
-Black and White's Pokemon are uncreative (Even more so that the rest, and that's hard to beat)
okay so here we have this:

it's a snake called ekans
oooh yeah, real creative
now here's this guy:

sweet jiminy-jack-christmas it's a pokemon based on
cellular divisionMy point being that each generation has its own good and bad Pokemon and you're letting your nostalgia goggles get in the way
-Black and White's inventory/bag system is a step backwards and looks ugly
Everything is in categorized bags, there's an auto-sort feature, and you can select multiple key items to be your "registered" item, not seeing the problem here
Keep in mind that Black and White were being developed at the same time by a different team of people as HeartGold and SoulSilver, so there wasn't much collaboration between the games which likely lead to the difference in inventory systems and the loss of the mechanic of your lead Pokemon following you
-Black and White's Pokemon animations look like stuff. Really? Your on the 3DS, don't pixelate stuff.
Black and White aren't for 3DS
Hold Start and Select while starting the game on a 3DS to go to the normal resolution the game was meant to be played at
-Black and White's Pokemon look to human. They almost all stand, and most of them look like morons.
Just looked over the Unova 'Dex
There are no more than 20 Pokemon in Black and White that resemble humanoid figures
-Black and White's Pokemon are too complicated. Seriously, we don't need a fancy Mech cannon Pokemon.
They look pretty straightforward to me, yeah some have intricate designs but why is that a bad thing
I'm assuming by "fancy Mech cannon Pokemon" you're referring to Genesect, which if you read the Pokedex entry clearly states that it's an ancient Pokemon that was genetically modified to be a war machine by Team Plasma, much like Mewtwo was meant to be a weapon made by Team Rocket
-Black and White's Starter Pokemon make me wanna throw the game at a wall. forget Snivy.. damn corn snake.
What's wrong with a grass snake, a fire pig, and a water otter? Seems pretty original and cool to me
-We don't need Pokemon that represent everyday objects. An Ice cream cone? A candle? Are you serious?
What else are they going to model them after? There are only so many types of creatures in the world, both real and fictitious, to base things off of
Eventually you're going to get a candle Pokemon, or an ice cream Pokemon, or even a
pine cone Pokemon