so guys, kinda a newbie to egg hatching, wat do
remove all light sources in your room
let the game only shine in a world of darkness
then, allow the universe to surround your room
absorb the ki
and then, the pokemon you have yearned for will appear to you
make it your conviction to catch it
with the ditto of all-trades, place them in the breeding center of ecstacy
once the egg of ego has spawned, hug it. you know this is the one.
march to the city of lightning, lumiose. stand in front of the gym of gyro
then grab a quarter of pestilence
apply between circle pad of movement and plastic of pathology
when it hatches, only then will you know if the prophet hath arrived. if not, store the antichrist into the boxes of id, in which they will be whisked away to the anonymity that is the wonder trade of wastelands and clouds