Author Topic: What would you do with a portal gun?  (Read 5666 times)



I would:
  • Never be late for school
  • Always be there for Black Friday
  • Go to the store in 10 minutes
  • Have infinite energy
  • Show off that I have a portal gun

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« Last Edit: December 04, 2011, 11:56:34 AM by Col. Burton »


And this is why Portals are impossible.
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It would work too bad you need a way to power the portals and move the matter.
(This means you would be using more energy then you are getting.)

Use it on two hats. Someone puts on one hat, I take a stuff in the other.

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It's a stickman putting his richard in a portal, allowing him to suck his own snake.

It would make getting to school so easy.
Also, make two portals next to each other on your floor, climb in and hover there. Read a book or something c:

I'd look directly into the operational end of the device, of course.

I would launch the orange portal into the blue portal and create a sub-universe with an atom.

I would:
  • Never be late for school
  • Go to the store in 10 minutes
  • Show off that I have a portal gun


I would shoot a portal at the moon. Then shoot the other one at the ground.
Spacesuit on
Jump in
Profit??


I would put on on my enemy and put another one on a wall. Hello punching bag.