What would you do with a portal gun?

[Mushroom man]

>portal to friend house concealed under blanket
>when she sleep, love

Is it possible to rape someone in there sleep without waking them!?

[Ad Bot]

[Night Fox]

>find girl
>love
>portal into vag

oh GOD I just had the best idea
stick a portal in your wife's vagina without her knowing
and anytime she starts to have love with another man
STICK YOUR HAND THROUGH THE PORTAL AND GRAB THE GUY'S richard

[Lil Robot]

Is it possible to rape someone in there sleep without waking them!?

ya
insert quickly!

[Jairo]

STICK YOUR HAND THROUGH THE PORTAL AND GRAB THE GUY'S richard

oh god what
what if he cums on your hand

[Mushroom man]

oh GOD I just had the best idea
stick a portal in your wife's vagina without her knowing
and anytime she starts to have love with another man
STICK YOUR HAND THROUGH THE PORTAL AND GRAB THE GUY'S richard

The pull it through and close your portal. It would cut it off in a brutal fashion.

[Night Fox]

oh god what

BREAK HIS snake
BREAK IT IN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLF

[Clone v.117]

When someone is sleeping put portal on their bed and above it on the ceiling.
Or put portal on their ceiling and other portal in a septic tank. good pranks

[Mushroom man]

BREAK HIS snake
BREAK IT IN HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLF

oh god lol.

[Jairo]

>go back in time
>portal to china
>shoot other portal at wtc

[Lil Robot]

this thread is now full of naughty.

[Jairo]

davy started it
this is why Riddler killed people like him

[Davy]

Fair enough.

[Jairo]

Fair enough.

get back in your cage

[Night Fox]

davy started it

no I did >:c

[Neon]

no I did >:c

I'd put one portal on the wall. One portal lower. I'd unzip my pants. Lean through the portal and PULL UP MY PANTS WITHOUT BENDING OVER.

Getcher mind out of the gutter.