What would you do with a portal gun?

[RedGajin]

orange on golden gate
blue in valcanoe

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[Night Fox]

i have never laughed harder in my life

at what

[Mushroom man]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potential_energy

You would reset this equation and not loose energy otherwise.

I don't understand what you're saying. The water is constantly falling. Therefore it does not have potential energy, but rather kinetic energy.

[Texan101]

I don't understand what you're saying. The water is constantly falling. Therefore it does not have potential energy, but rather kinetic energy.

Every time it goes through the portal, it's potential energy is reset, back to wherever it is due to it's height, without loosing any other kind of energy to give it this potential energy.
Potential Energy = gravityXheightXmass. No mention of a lack of motion.

[Jairo]

>find secluded area
>shoot one portal on ceiling and one on the floor
>win the lottery and spend it on paint cans
>pour in blue/orange paint
>let it build momentum
>find a victim
>you know the rest

[Mushroom man]

Every time it goes through the portal, it's potential energy is reset, back to wherever it is due to it's height, without loosing any other kind of energy to give it this potential energy.
Potential Energy = gravityXheightXmass. No mention of a lack of motion.

So no energy is lost then. Right?
That is what I see from what you're saying anyway.

[Jairo]

Every time it goes through the portal, it's potential energy is reset, back to wherever it is due to it's height, without loosing any other kind of energy to give it this potential energy.
Potential Energy = gravityXheightXmass. No mention of a lack of motion.

did glados say that momentum/energy is conserved even when going through portals
speedy thing goes in etc
it's late at night so don't blame me for being illiterate right now

[Texan101]

So no energy is lost then. Right?
That is what I see from what you're saying anyway.

Yes, instead it's gained.

[Mushroom man]

Yes, instead it's gained.

so, uh, why are we arguing if we have the same opinion?

[Clone v.117]

You couldnt die, time would slow down if you went 99% of the speed of light.

If you went 99% the speed of light your brain and organs would explode and your body would be torn to shreds.

[Jairo]

If you went 99% the speed of light your brain and organs would explode and your body would be torn to shreds.

not according to einstein's theory of relativity

[Lil Robot]

INAPPROPRIATE THINGS

[Jairo]

sounds kinky~

[Clone v.117]

Also if you tried breathing whilst traveling at light speedies you would either no be able to suck in any air or you would inflate and explode instantly.

[.:FancyPants:.]

I would shoot two portals on top of each other vertically, then Id reach through one...
...so I could change my pants without looking down.
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THEN ID SUCK MY OWN DI-