What would you do with a portal gun?

[Flamecannon]

i'll put a portal on my chest and a portal on my back
so people can't see me easily!!!

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[Jairo]

shoot one portal in the ground of a field and another into the night sky and see how long it takes for it to place itself
 

[Mushroom man]

i'll put a portal on my chest and a portal on my back
so people can't see me easily!!!

pure genius.

[Texan101]

Actually, that does obey the laws of thermodynamics...

I was talking about the law of conservation of energy.

[kakashi11]

shoot one portal in the ground of a field and another into the night sky and see how long it takes for it to place itself
 

this is why we'll all die!
Damn you anti-gravity!

[Davy]

shoot one portal in the ground of a field and another into the night sky and see how long it takes for it to place itself
 

>hit jupiter
>end of the world

[Flamecannon]

pure genius.

wait
i got it
i'll put a portal on the front and back of a shirt
print it
so then everyone has portal see through shirts!!!

[Jairo]

I was talking about the law of conservation of energy.

THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE IN CHEMISTRY
IS THE LAW OF CONSERVATION OF MASS ENERGY

[Mushroom man]

I was talking about the law of conservation of energy.

Even that.
The water is in motion. It will tend to stay in motion. The friction exerted by the wheel will not overcome gravity.

[Flamecannon]

oh oh oh
i'll put a portal in my butt and another one in my snake so i stuff out my snake and i piss through my butt!!!!!!!

[DeadFromHeaven]

Infinite loop Self Delete. I'll test it on a duck or something first. Ducks love portals.

You couldnt die, time would slow down if you went 99% of the speed of light.

[Mushroom man]

You couldnt die, time would slow down if you went 99% of the speed of light.

It slows down for an observer. For you it would be the same.
Splat.

[Texan101]

Even that.
The water is in motion. It will tend to stay in motion. The friction exerted by the wheel will not overcome gravity.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potential_energy

You would reset this equation and not loose energy otherwise.

It slows down for an observer. For you it would be the same.
Splat.

Ok, you got that one right.

[Jairo]

shoot one at the bottom of the golden gate bridge
walk down roadways and shoot one at someone's feet

[Night Fox]

i have never laughed harder in my life

at what