Author Topic: What would you do with a portal gun?  (Read 5664 times)


too bad portals are about the size of an average adult male.

too bad portals are about the size of an average adult male.
we can change the size to be whatever we want fgt

we can change the size to be whatever we want fgt
I'd make a tiny portal and a larger one so i can take a dump in the big one and a long string of stuff comes out the other :D

I'd make a tiny portal and a larger one so i can take a dump in the big one and a long string of stuff comes out the other :D
just do that with your mask

I'd make a tiny portal and a larger one so i can take a dump in the big one and a long string of stuff comes out the other :D
why would you even want to do that

Shoot one in my Tahoe condo and one in my house.
I WILL NEVER HAVE TO SIT THROUGH A 4 HOUR DRIVE AGAIN
also I can play on the desktop instead of the stuff laptop that can't play flash games

How would you buttforget yourself if you have to move your pelvis forward to put your snake through the portal? Your butt and your snake would stay the same distance apart.


How would you buttforget yourself if you have to move your pelvis forward to put your snake through the portal? Your butt and your snake would stay the same distance apart.

Carefully brown townyzed and considered. <3



Rarity: IIIIDEEEAAAAAA
>portal in hated girl's vagina
>portal in girlfriend's vagina
When you have love, you make the hated girl pregnant.


When you have love, you make the hated girl pregnant.
then you have to pay child support to a girl you never even liked in the first place