CSI Miami jokes (One liners)

[hankyje]

Lets do this.

I was about to tell a gay love joke
*Shades*
butt forget it
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

Sadly though I did not make that one.

[Ad Bot]

[Man 2]

Fus...
*puts on sunglasses*
Ro.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAH

[Dimitri Pentrenko]

I like pie...
*Glasses*
Turtles.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AH
Its not really a joke...

[hankyje]

The above poster is not funny

[Plinius]

It seems that that hanky
[puton]sunglasses[seton/]
Wiped an asss

YEAHHH

[ultimamax]

My friend was writing a story about McDonalds poisoning and falling off of tall objects.
I gave him this

It seems that he's broken
/shades
his McRibs.
yaaaaa

[zookuw]

This is the..
*Shades*
Blockland forums

[Jubel]

[hankyje]

The subject was stabbed to death with a pencil

Guess you could say he

*Shades*

Got the point

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

[Gojira]

The director was found dead on set!
Well, I guess he
/shades
didn't make the cut.
YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH

[Name is Unavailable]

Honestly, I think his-

*shades*

name is unavailable!

YEEEEAAAAH!

[Nom|Aplem|Nom]

I remember on the add-on Flamethrower. I got a good insult in there.

"You guys are all
*shades*
Flamers
YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAH"

[Tokthree]

Fus...
*puts on sunglasses*
Ro.
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAH

I was inspired.
Inspired to create this abomination;

[TwenteFreak]

You guys are making this a lot less funny.
Well done.

[Lando The Climber]

Minecraft just hit 4,000,000 users!
Looks like its a real *shades*
Blockbuster...

Sir, tons of dirt was found in the victims sandwich leading him to suffocate!
looks like he *shades*
bit the dust...

Sir, the victim was killed fending off a fertilizer thief!
looks like the victim *shades*
lost his stuff...

The victim was found with semen in their ear cbrown town!
looks like the victim *shades*
heard him coming...

They said Apple was looking for a new CEO!
Looks like they have *shades*
new Jobs...