i want to loving shove that guy in a pit full of needles.
Softie.
I think you meant to say:
"I want to throw that heartless bastard in a pit full of flames, snakes, hungry lions, and alligators and watch him suffer while telling him he sucks at life and he was adopted when he was younger, go back in time and throw him in a pit of acid instead, go back in time to do it again, then go back in time to throw him in a hole leading to the center of the earth, then go back in time to throw him out of an airplane, then go back in time to tell him he's a heartless bastard, go back home and get a crowbar and then go back to his location and beat the loving crap out of him."