[100x75] Deadrock: Horrors of the Old West

[Menen]

Demand Cactus friend.

Name him Ronald

[Ad Bot]

[Tingalz]

Demand Cactus friend.

Name him Ronald

the tumbleweed is obviously an early ancestor of Ronald.

[Swholli]

the tumbleweed is obviously an early ancestor or Ronald.

Actually, yes. The tumbleweed in your pocket is the great, great, great grandfather of Ronald and is in fact named Reginald.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Consult Reginald.

[Becquerel]

Consult Reginald.

Ask him if he saw anything from the village

[Flamecannon]

hold up the bible
and see what happens

[IkeTheGeneric]

Ask the pastor to let you out, if he refuses, take control of him.

[Swholli]

I shall get to all of these requests later today, as I have some finals today, but then I'm on break, so plenty of time for updates.

Oh, I will give you one thing in a non-formal way: the attempt to break the window with the Bible rolled a 7, so it failed, but you get +1 in Strength for trying.

[comr4de]

try again!

[masterockets]

Pelvic thrust bible

[Vegetarian Zombie]

offer to put hand on bible and swear you arw telling the truth

[Swholli]

try again!

I swear I'm not making this up, but I just rolled a 1. You fail again. However, you gain +1 in Strength again.

[Swholli]

offer to put hand on bible and swear you arw telling the truth

13 - succeeds

You gain +1 experience in Persuasion

Ok, so the Sheriff is willing to let you swear on the Bible to prove your innocence. You must choose your next words carefully.

What say you?

[Comatose]

Say that you swear upon the holy bible in front of you that you set the previous town aflame to save it from the wrath of a demon.

[ultimamax]

"I swear, on the holy bible, that everything in my story is of the utmost honesty."
Or ask reginald for advice.