Which Stocking do you prefer?

[Lørd Tøny]

A lap dance

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[CopBlock]

noone notices that im the prettiest??? :(

[Count]

A lap dance

It's 3:46 AM. I am sleepless. Let's meet somewhere in Phoenix.  

[Frontrox]

It's 3:46 AM. I am sleepless. Let's meet somewhere in Phoenix. 

I'm like, five hours away :c

[Stocking]

I haven't slept in over 24 hours thanks to my work schedule, and I find myself extremely patient and lethargic.

Waiting on you Tony.

[Count]

I'm like, five hours away :c

:(

[Frontrox]

:(

I'm sorry :c it's just... You're to far away.

[Jacob/Lee]

Double the page count in a day.

[Woolys]

You aren't worth the time, and besides, too much of the "you have no life" stuff is frowned on by Badspot, but that's pretty much all I can get you on.

Well except your pitiful displays of schadenfreude, as if the only way you can achieve happiness is by making someone else feel bad. And then you go around with this bullstuff chauvinist persona, like "I GET SO MUCH pusillanimous individual, YOU LOOK LIKE THE AVERAGE pusillanimous individual I GET BETWEEN DINNER AND TEA TIME". It's handicapped and unbelievable. Nobody is convinced that you get all kinds of girls in real life because you treat the ones you meet online like you're an starfish.

Then this all goes back to the illness, you're crippling inability at courtship that's imprinted that "starfishs get girls", when the truth is the people that are starfishs to you that are shagging your dreamgirl, are starfishs to you because you're sweet on their girlfriend. If you were actually, as a matter of fact, the kind of person in real life that you pretend to be online, you wouldn't be blowing up like you are here and trying to feebly maintain some ground of social superiority, when there's really nothing to be gained.

That's the difference between you and people like Monocle. Monocle was a jackass, and arrogant, but he was secure in his arrogance and was no doubt the same way in real life as he was on the forum. You on the other hand, are a facade and your whole "super tough guy that bangs lots of chicks" personality that you're trying to impress crumbles under the crushing weight of your own low self-esteem.

You too. At least Woolys can pretend to be literate.

I never did.

Well now I know why you're on these forums. You just want to tease and sodomize ChappersTeddy.

Last time I checked I was a virgin, and I'm not giving it away any time soon. Why do you keep calling me tough when I deny it? How is being tough an insult at all? I only act pissy when people are trying to piss me off. Notice how I'm not insulting tony, because he's not trying to milk my tears so he can clean his toilet seat with them.

[Frontrox]

Topic resolved , you're no longer needed woolys.

[Lørd Tøny]

Waiting on you Tony.

I added you, well?

[Stocking]

Topic resolved , you're no longer needed woolys.

Agreed. You've had your 15 minutes of fame. Go disappear back into the crowds where you belong.

[Woolys]

Agreed. You've had your 15 minutes of fame. Go disappear back into the crowds where you belong.

Gladly, at least I have a social life to return to. Being famous on some forums was not my idea, I'm glad you cleaned up your stuff though, I'll try to be as happy as I can for you.

[Count]

It's true. Woolys was just aching to argue about nothing.

[Woolys]

It's true. Woolys was just aching to argue about nothing.

Hmm? I was not arguing, I was defending my fellow virgins :3, lol jk. When she agreed to stop arguing... In a rather rude way I stopped. Just still wondering why she thinks I'm a player and a etough guy.