More Facebook spam quotes "Dec 25 is for Jesus, not santa."

[Trogtor]

I swear to god if this turns into a religious debate I will lock this thread.


It's that time of year again folks. The time of year to spam stuff on facebook.

Jesus: Santa.
Santa: Yes?
Jesus: I'm sad.
Santa: Why are you sad? It's Christmas right? It's your birthday!
Jesus: Yeah. That's the point
Santa: Why?
Jesus: Because whenever its Christmas the kids only wait for you and not me! They only celebrate Christmas because of you! Why Santa, why not Jesus? -Dec. 25 is for Jesus not for Santa. ( LMS ] & Repost if You Believe in Jesus ! P.S He Knows You Looked -deny me in front your friends and I will deny you in front of my father.

Yes, I'm christian and stuff but this is pissing me off. I'm tired of this facebook spam crap that people keep posting.


Anyone else seeing people posting this?

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[Katamari007]

woah woah woah


let's not forget about the pagans here

[Shell]

I swear to god if this turns into a religious debate I will lock this thread.

Watch out guys, he swears he'll lock the WHOOOLE THREAD!!!

[Trogtor]

woah woah woah


let's not forget about the pagans here

Lol

Watch out guys, he swears he'll lock the WHOOOLE THREAD!!!

You beta watch out fools!!!!! Yu are going to die if you dont obey the rules!!!!!

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[Nickelob Ultra]

"deny me in front of your friends/I will deny you in front of my father" is like half true/half false considering "God loves everyone" but "salvation comes from faith in Christ" according to New Testament letters.

It's why I don't even do responses or prayers in liturgies anymore.

[Nexus]

Because celebrating jesus is exclusive to those that incorporate him into their religion.

Everyone loves a jolly old fat man who sneaks into your homes at night and sees you when you are sleeping and leaves you presents.

[Planr]

I am smart, I play minecraft so I know that it's good if I get coal in my stocking  

more fuel for my furnace!

[Peppy]

God doesn't exist

[Trogtor]

God doesn't exist

I am warnin u boi!!!!!

[Planr]

God doesn't exist

>opinion

[kake]

God doesn't exist

[Katamari007]

>opinion

no stuff

[*Magick* Mage]

Yeah       3 (33.3%)
No       3 (33.3%)
No, all my friends are atheist so pretty much they wouldn't       3 (33.3%)
OGGGMMMM

Regardless, Santa is just Jesus in disguise. Just like dear old Dad, he has to take on a number of other names and forms to do his good work and evade debt collectors. c:

[Vegetarian Zombie]

I'm Christian and all

but forget this it's annoying