More Facebook spam quotes "Dec 25 is for Jesus, not santa."

[Planr]

my biology teacher doesn't celebrate christmas because he's an athiest
he thinks that santa is some sort of child enthusiast child rapist too

[Ad Bot]

[Vegetarian Zombie]

my biology teacher doesn't celebrate christmas because he's an athiest
he thinks that santa is some sort of child enthusiast child rapist too

"CHILDREN, SANTA WILL RAPE YOU IN YOUR SLEEP. HAVE A NICE DAY."

[Man 2]

We're more popular than Jesus now; I don't know which will go first—rock 'n' roll or Christianity. Jesus was all right but his disciples were thick and ordinary. It's them twisting it that ruins it for me.

[Vegetarian Zombie]

Jesus' disciples were supposed to be ordinary dudes.

But, saying even that may result in a religion war.

[TomTheGeek²]

i remember in some video by the amazing atheist which claims jesus was never born on christmas.

we're just partying in the winter.

[james4115]

dont do this if you ever get married

[Vegetarian Zombie]

i remember in some video by the amazing atheist which claims jesus was never born on christmas.

we're just partying in the winter.

Of course, what a dumbforget.

Nobody truly knows, it is merely likely it was around now.

[SlayerZ99]

Its funny because that 3 of our bigger holidays had some part with Christianity

Christmas
Valentines Day
Easter

[Davy]

Its funny because that 3 of our bigger holidays had some part with Christianity

Christmas
Valentines Day
Easter

you'll never get april fools day you swine!!!!!!!

[SlayerZ99]

you'll never get april fools day you swine!!!!!!!

tricked you

seriously, Jesus should of rose again on that day just so he could say that

[Mega-Bear]

I hate people that act as if they're on a missionary trip to convert Facebook.

[viper30000]

Yeah, I saw a lot of these too. It gets on my nerves when people beg for others to like their status and stuff like that or you need to paste this on your wall just to piss off more people

I am christian too btw

[aludane]

"like for like"

This should result in an instant facebook account termination.

[Dr.Block]

I love how they try to pressure you into it with that last part. "HAHA YOU READ IT YOU HAVE TO DO IT NOW!"

[Tammy]

Haven't seen any of it yet but I'm sure I will closer to Christmas.