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was jesus a brontosaurus

yes
21 (30.9%)
no
5 (7.4%)
what's jesus
6 (8.8%)
what's a brontosaurus
8 (11.8%)
i used to believe in jesosauruses, but then i took an arrow to the knee
28 (41.2%)

Total Members Voted: 68

Author Topic: i found out my friend is loving stupid  (Read 2755 times)

today at lunch my friend Patrick had to go get his ADHD pills because he forgot to take them that morning. my other friend Ethan made a comment on how "ADHD doesn't exist" and how "it's an excuse by doctors because kids can't focus." He is a devout catholic, but this was to be expected, i go to a catholic school and all anyway. the problem is i started telling him his ADHD views were like people saying that evolution is fake. You can guess what he said then, he loving denies evolution, saying "well, there is no scientific evidence," which there is stuff loads of evidence. At that point i was wondering if he could get any stupider, i ask him about dinosaurs, and how come they aren't with adam and eve. He says he believes in dinosaurs, and then, keeping with the creationist bullstuff, says that they are in the loving bible. to back his handicapped claim up he says there is a cave painting of a brontosaurus in the loving bible. i am forced to study biology and theology. i know enough about darwin and the bible to know that evolution is true and that the bible doesn't have loving dinosaurs in it. i've already proven him wrong, and he always resorts to being dismissive. Now he's constantly acting like a douche because he realized that no one believes in his bullstuff theory, and that's really loving annoying when he's taller and stronger than you and doesn't take the hint that he's pissing most of us off.

what do you think i should do? what are your opinions on the subject? do you think that jesus was a brontosaurus?

Everyone knows Jesus was a raptor you silly.

Jesus was a god damn dinosaur. And his disciples were T-Rexes.

i'm surprised there isn't a comic about jesosaurus...

Jesus had a pet dinosaur, dude.  Get the facts straight.  Nobody here knows who Jesus was, or the fact that he invented Hot Cocoa.

Jesus was not a Brontosaurus





he was a Raptor

« Last Edit: December 10, 2011, 12:53:33 AM by Squideey »

can anyone tell me why or how religion was even conceived?

can anyone tell me why or how religion was even conceived?

bunch of stoners gathered up and wrote down stuff they thought would be funny to make people believe in

more or less

today at lunch my friend Patrick had to go get his ADHD pills because he forgot to take them that morning. my other friend Ethan made a comment on how "ADHD doesn't exist" and how "it's an excuse by doctors because kids can't focus." He is a devout catholic, but this was to be expected, i go to a catholic school and all anyway. the problem is i started telling him his ADHD views were like people saying that evolution is fake. You can guess what he said then, he loving denies evolution, saying "well, there is no scientific evidence," which there is stuff loads of evidence. At that point i was wondering if he could get any stupider, i ask him about dinosaurs, and how come they aren't with adam and eve. He says he believes in dinosaurs, and then, keeping with the creationist bullstuff, says that they are in the loving bible. to back his handicapped claim up he says there is a cave painting of a brontosaurus in the loving bible. i am forced to study biology and theology. i know enough about darwin and the bible to know that evolution is true and that the bible doesn't have loving dinosaurs in it. i've already proven him wrong, and he always resorts to being dismissive. Now he's constantly acting like a douche because he realized that no one believes in his bullstuff theory, and that's really loving annoying when he's taller and stronger than you and doesn't take the hint that he's pissing most of us off.

what do you think i should do? what are your opinions on the subject? do you think that jesus was a brontosaurus?

Welcome to Wooly's weapon shop, would you like a Katana or an AK?

Oh and ALL religions, this is a proven fact, are based on morality and rewards systems. There is no religion at all that says,"You can do what you want and still go to paradise." Basically proves that religion was only created to keep the "Prophet's" bitches in line.
« Last Edit: December 10, 2011, 01:28:52 AM by Woolys »

How about prove him wrong with the bible?

His own religion beating him out :D

For crying out loud. The brontosaurus isn't even loving real. It was just a mix of two different dinosaurs.
Also, I feel that the bible and the history and facts behind Christianity are very interesting, but no from a religious aspect, more of a scientific one. But yes, ancient cave paintings have been found that resemble dinosaurs, but they where likely something else.


if you guys had EVER read a biblical book you'd KNOW.

LEVITICUS 7:18
"and dinogod said, 'Go forth, my bitches, and forget stuff up!' and then all these raptors who were jesus's babies were like forget yeah NIGGGAA! "

Not to start a stuffstorm or anything but I think that there were references to dinosaurs in the bible. It mentions that god created a race of creature that was evil, or chaotic. Then, because he resented the creation he wiped them out. This would explain, in a way, the life and death of dinosaurs.

Again, not trying to start a stuffstorm, just giving a little input.