Author Topic: Roll to Dodge + Star Wars = Roll to Dodge v4  (Read 16486 times)

Roll for crawling: 3.
You manage to get like, a hundred feet before your arms give out. You managed to get around the corner.

pfhaha
I'm too nice too amputate anything.
*innocentface*

pfhaha
I'm too nice too amputate anything.
*innocentface*

You're going to cut off his richard.
ROLL
[5] (I'm not kidding, I got five.)

Let's just say, you're gonna be feeling that for a while, lance.

pfhaha
I'm too nice too amputate anything.
*innocentface*

Would Apocalypse Carol say that?

WHERE IS THE VIOLENT AMPUTATOR WE KNOW AND LOVE?

Would Apocalypse Carol say that?

WHERE IS THE VIOLENT AMPUTATOR WE KNOW AND LOVE?
she took a padlock to the head and died.

she took an arrow to the knee and died.

Ehehehe over-used Skyrim jokes.

she took an arrow to the knee.

I had to.

also why
I was in blissful love with her

Ehehehe over-used Skyrim jokes.

forget YOU.

I had to. Beat your sorry ass to it.

also why
I was in blissful love with her Kissy kissy.

forget YOU. XXXXKILL STRIKES AGAAAAAIN!


but

I have Black and White now <3

You're cheating on CAROL?
Oh that richard's coming right off.

enough with this nonsense

CONTINUE TO NEXT TRAINING EXERCISE

You're cheating on CAROL?
Oh that richard's coming right off.

SHE'S NOT A VIOLENT BADASS ANYMORE, I'M SORRY

enough with this nonsense

CONTINUE TO NEXT TRAINING EXERCISE

I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOMAN

SHE'S NOT A VIOLENT BADASS ANYMORE, I'M SORRY Being a violent badass leads to the dark side. Did I mention we have cookies and better one-liners than you?

I FORGOT WHAT IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOMAN Don't yell at her. This is the reason she broke up with you.


DARK SIDE IS THE stuff

SW: ToR
Dark side options:
>Talk
>Electrocute the bitch