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im a level 7 love offender with a +7 staff of regeneration

Everyone beware of the horny bald guy down the street!

Apparently there is a level 3 love offender living just a mile down the road from me.
And the cops are apparently looking for him.

Luckly, I am the last one home  everyday.

My ubber leet skillets surpass your library of wisdom.

Weapon Attachments:
Silencer (You can't be a love offender without this handy tool "Put Put!")

Perks:
Flak Jacket Pro (For those messes that just HAVE to happen!)
Steady Aim Pro (I'm tired of asking them,"Is it in yet?")
Second Chance Pro (This is a must have!)


I'm tired of asking them,"Is it in yet?"

bahahaheheheh
« Last Edit: December 13, 2011, 08:28:24 PM by Fredulus »


only lvl 3?

what a noob lol, the real gear kicks in at lvl 37

I am a lvl.26 love offender rouge. A few more experience points and I rank up to love Offender Warrior.

I am a lvl.26 love offender rouge. A few more experience points and I rank up to love Offender Warrior.
love offender master is level 50
then you prestige

forget yes, lvl'd up.

Now I learned String Shot.

:cookieMonster:

Maybe you should talk to this man maybe he can erect a point.

Vinny used kill topic. It's super effective!
« Last Edit: December 13, 2011, 09:38:50 PM by VinnyTheGuy »

Theres one 2 blocks from me. He hasn't registered yet so no one knows he lives there... the cops have gone there several times but his house is always dark >.> creepy~

Maybe you should talk to this man maybe he can erect a point.

Vinny used kill topic. It's super effective!
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Theres one 2 blocks from me. He hasn't registered yet so no one knows he lives there... the cops have gone there several times but his house is always dark >.> creepy~
Knock on his door wearing a really short skirt and act slutty, but when he thinks you're inviting him to love and goes for you, act really suprised and offended.

holy fudge
I swear, I found the rapist
a few nights ago (mornings ago) My dad decided to be dumb and pick up a hitch hiker
WHILE he was wondering in this part of town called "Pumkin Hallow"
and a few days later my dad saw him back in Conway (my town)
the next day my dad was told that there was the love offender wandering around in Pumkin Hallow and the police were looking for him