Author Topic: Dungeons and Dragons RP  (Read 75908 times)

Let's see him absorb arrows.


Wait that would be a good thing, right?

Try to talk him down.

If that doesn't work,

>Insert_Command
    >Draw_Weapon:"Iron_2H_Sword"
        >Insert_Subcommand
            >Execute_Attack:"Rape_Ass_With_Sword"

What is with you and sharp things going up people's asses.

What is with you and sharp things going up people's asses.

You get used to it.

Or not. Ask xxxxkill.

You get used to it.

Or not. Ask xxxxkill.

You might, you might not, if you have a similar personality as me.

You might, you might not, if you have a similar personality as me.
Wait, whatnow?


Wait, whatnow?

If you have a personality similiar to xxxxkill's, you won't get used to Vegetarian Zombie's obsession with sharp things going up people's asses. Dear lord what did I just type.

If you have a personality similiar to xxxxkill's, you won't get used to Vegetarian Zombie's obsession with sharp things going up people's asses. Dear lord what did I just type.
Lol, I don't know.

Seriously, if I decided to lodge a spear up somebody star fish, he could easily get off on that.
Especially if it's a girl.
And it's a phallic spear.

Seriously, if I decided to lodge a spear up somebody star fish, he could easily get off on that.
Especially if it's a girl.
And it's a phallic spear.

As long as there's no pain or blood.

That's actually a really huge turnoff for me.

As long as there's no pain or blood.

That's actually a really huge turnoff for me.

Okay then.
Now, get on with it.
Also, at this point I want to whine about my bloody computer even more, but I'm too lazy.
Somebody whine about my broken computer for me.

Okay then.
Now, get on with it.
Also, at this point I want to whine about my bloody computer even more, but I'm too lazy.
Somebody whine about my broken computer for me.

Ugh, xxxxkill's computer is so stuffty!

Ugh, xxxxkill's computer is so stuffty!

Whine about it more.
PUT YOUR BLOOD, SWEAT, AND TEARS INTO I-
Actually, no.
That's disgusting.

Do you guys allow player monsters?

I mean like, having a character that was a lizardfolk or something